thornicating:

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dduane:

thebigbadfox:

Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft

And you know what’s really embarrassing? Leaving yours in the seat pocket when you get off the plane. Oh my god, you wouldn’t believe the trouble we had getting it back the last time that I did that. Peter’s still laughing.

fuckingkavinsky:

there’s a difference between character development and completely changing your character’s personalities with no explanation

(Source: fuckingkavinsky)

Emma: Wait Hook, you’re telling me that Blackbeard was in the Enchanted Forest?

Hook: Yes.

Emma: Okay, I passed high school history. He’s definitely from this world.

Hook:

Emma: I mean, not even that long ago. Like three hundred years. It’s not even a question that he existed here.

Hook:

Emma: So who else is gonna show up in the Enchanted Forest? Shakespeare? Lincoln? Helen Keller?

Hook: So the part where I have been cursed to take away your magic if we kiss isn't what concerns you?

Emma: Blackbeard?! Really?!

charliezardrps:

not all character development exists to make someone a better person

people turn into assholes, too. They become more  manipulative, arrogant, clingy, irritated… complex.

and that’s okay, that’s important.

explore that.

✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

rhiannon42:

oh god why is september so very very VERY far away
(also I’m pretty sure that, in addition to being too short, “well, fuck” is too non-specific, any and all of Toby’s books could be summed up thusly)

rhiannon42:

oh god why is september so very very VERY far away

(also I’m pretty sure that, in addition to being too short, “well, fuck” is too non-specific, any and all of Toby’s books could be summed up thusly)